Crackers are so good. I’ve never come to understand why certain white people are opposed to being called a cracker. At times I might even prefer it.
Crunchy, and with an assortment of different flavors, crackers exemplify what a good snack should be. Sure they may have bits and pieces that get stuck in your teeth; and they may require a drink, but I’ve never walked away after eating a cracker having regretted it.
Long day of school? Eat a cracker. Long day at work? Eat a cracker. Crackers have the power to turn the bad good, and the good better.
So, what should you take away from this post? It better not be one of my damn crackers. Instead, go to your local grocery store and buy your own mass supply of crackers. Don’t forget a drink.