In a fairly recent argument I was accused of having an agenda with all of my atheistic propaganda. That maybe, just maybe, I’m actually crying out for God to reach into my soul and live inside me.
This isn’t too far off. The truth is, God and I have been in cahoots all along. I was first made aware of certain people; People that God wished not enter heaven. But the problem is, they are Christian. So, after a small payment in the form of what He calls “God Tokens,” I set off to convince these people that he did not in fact exist.
Sure, depriving people of everlasting heaven is a large price. But it’s one I’m willing to pay. I’ve still not been informed of what I could acquire with these “God Tokens,” but my hope is that they are redeemable for video games or books.
Why would God employ me on such a task? I don’t know, but then again, God does work in mysterious ways.